Is there really any other Lindsey than “Lickspittle Toady Lindsey”?

My first thought really. The perfect Island vehicle!

Definitely something with a little ground clearance. Jeep, Subie, Taco, whatever because you will inevitably be faced with a road or a parking spot at a beach where a normal passenger vehicle will not do the trick.

May he drown in a fracking wastewater pond.

I completely agree. This movie had an amazing vehicle lineup from the VW Type 2 to the Mercedes 450SEL 6.9. Throw in some Citroen XM and some Peugeot and all the great bystander vehicles and you have quite the fine mix.

Any deal that moves Puig out of the NL West is a good deal.

Triggered! Hey, at least the title of the article calls Trump “President” instead of “Drooling Imbecile” which would really be more fitting.

I recently ordered a vest from their website at 50% off so great deal, right? - Except that I got an email from them a week later saying the item was no longer available and my order had been canceled. No longer available? Really?

I recently ordered a vest from their website at 50% off so great deal, right? - Except that I got an email from them…

I totally agree with this. Swapping out 17" wheels with no sidewall run-flats for 16" wheels with normal-ass tires on a Mini Cooper S was the best mod ever.

Oh my yes this is far and away the most helpful suggestion a feeling human being could make in this situation. You are quite the humanitarian!

Mono... D’oh!

Oh sweet boneless Christ...

It would not have been hard to figure out. The first web search result gives the meaning. However, since I work for the State of California (not the DMV) this doesn’t surprise me all that much.

I have to work on using Calling this fractionally-oats-ass shit “oat milk” is like calling Sprite “lime milk.” in a conversation. 

Driving through Sacramento a couple of months ago, I spotted a plate reading “DU FOTZE” on a black Jeep Cherokee. Apparently CA DMV missed the German slang for “YOU CUNT” when it was submitted.

That’s an excellent price! It’s less than MSRP on a Civic Touring for crap’s sake. 

This:

Totes.

Good lord even Ramblers had better-looking wheels on virtually every model.

Here’s your star for “Chadrick Dickmaggot III”.