Wow, I have drooled over their largely reasonably-priced inventory over the years. What a bummer.

No shit? For reals?

What a petulant little shitbag he is.

The last good GM product I owned was a ‘67 Coupe de Ville.

Basically, yes.

I honestly cannot think of a more fitting end to this particular one-man crusade.

There can be only one...

I was planning to make this exact comment, so kudos.

Chud or perhaps Choad?

Well-played.

So much this.

The reaction scream is priceless

Slicker than snot on a doorknob.

Take a look at San Diego. These fucking things are everywhere and as far as I can detect they haven’t reduced traffic congestion at all. They’re discarded all over the streets and sidewalks willy-nilly and it looks fucking terrible.

FWIW, the correct pronunciation of his name is not actually Theesmann, but I’m in agreement with the sentiment. Theismann’s being a tool.

Tamalpais in Mill Valley for me.

Ask my wife’s boss about that. She drives one of these and it’s atrociously unreliable. All of the 6 VWs I’ve owned have been way more reliable than one of these things. YMMV, obviously.

Well, duh.

The “Helenenmarsch” as background music is a nicely Teutonic touch.

That is a super-sick burn right there.