Oh sweet boneless Christ...

It would not have been hard to figure out. The first web search result gives the meaning. However, since I work for the State of California (not the DMV) this doesn’t surprise me all that much.

I have to work on using Calling this fractionally-oats-ass shit “oat milk” is like calling Sprite “lime milk.” in a conversation. 

Driving through Sacramento a couple of months ago, I spotted a plate reading “DU FOTZE” on a black Jeep Cherokee. Apparently CA DMV missed the German slang for “YOU CUNT” when it was submitted.

That’s an excellent price! It’s less than MSRP on a Civic Touring for crap’s sake. 

This:

Totes.

Good lord even Ramblers had better-looking wheels on virtually every model.

Here’s your star for “Chadrick Dickmaggot III”.

Wow, I have drooled over their largely reasonably-priced inventory over the years. What a bummer.

What a petulant little shitbag he is.

The last good GM product I owned was a ‘67 Coupe de Ville.

Basically, yes.

I honestly cannot think of a more fitting end to this particular one-man crusade.

There can be only one...

I was planning to make this exact comment, so kudos.

Chud or perhaps Choad?

Well-played.

So much this.

The reaction scream is priceless