Slicker than snot on a doorknob.

Take a look at San Diego. These fucking things are everywhere and as far as I can detect they haven’t reduced traffic congestion at all. They’re discarded all over the streets and sidewalks willy-nilly and it looks fucking terrible.

FWIW, the correct pronunciation of his name is not actually Theesmann, but I’m in agreement with the sentiment. Theismann’s being a tool.

Tamalpais in Mill Valley for me.

Ask my wife’s boss about that. She drives one of these and it’s atrociously unreliable. All of the 6 VWs I’ve owned have been way more reliable than one of these things. YMMV, obviously.

Well, duh.

The “Helenenmarsch” as background music is a nicely Teutonic touch.

That is a super-sick burn right there.

When I was a kid a friend’s parents drove a ginormous Pontiac station wagon actually equipped with the water bumpers you described in this article in 2015:

It never ceases to amaze me how unsteady Kershaw is in the postseason. For a guy who is so dominant otherwise, it’s just weird to me.

I’m already researching to see if I can find new cars without all the hand-holding devices...

Don’t you mean “supposebly”?

1955 - 1965 Chrysler 300s. One of each letter.

Came here to say this...

Good lord - that thing is hideous...

Uh, no.

I would love to see Milwaukee take it all. I have no love for the Dodgers (Giants fan here) and I’ve always disliked the Yankees but ultimately it’s just cool to see underdogs win the big enchilada.

Hell, I wouldn’t fuck him with Trump’s tiny mushroom dick.

I like the cut of your jib. Have a star.

Definitely a theft-worthy term.