Ain’t that the truth?

Tja, viel Glück damit...

Huh.

It’s too early in the day for this shit.

Good. Fuck him. 

That was Hitlarious!

I can tell by the pixels etc.

I owned one of these in college and loved it. Such a fun (and cheap to operate) car. I put an Ansa dual muffler on it and it sounded great. Before that I had a pre-CVCC ‘73 Civic that was even more fun.

I don’t hate this...

Take your star and get out.

It’s quite fetching, really.

Yeah, definitely not German - not even rheinländisch or Bavarian or some shit...

“Who the hell would actually buy this?” I asked myself rhetorically. Then I remembered what year it is and that I live in the United States.

Take your star and get out.

The fool got off easy. What a goddamn poltroon.

This was pretty easy to predict...

Bauer fucking rhymes with Bauer. How hard is that?

As an Outback driver, I endorse this comment.

Minus the admittedly modest off-road capabilities of the Crosstrek...

Am I the only one who has a totally irrational hatred towards the CR-V? And I drive a damn Outback...