Having actually visited West Memphis on the way to a softball tournament in Tennessee, I can state pretty confidently that non-op vehicles on people’s property were about the only interesting sights there...

I like the cut of this man’s jib.

Goodyear: “Your Honor, despite the fact that all the livestock have in fact left the barn, we would like to request that the barn door now be secured.”

I love how this shitbag just blithely drives slowly away from the mayhem they caused without a care in the fucking world.

Bingo.

I got a headache about 4 comments in.

This was my initial reaction as well.

Yeah, this one always goes down smooth...

How about a nice hot cup of Nope?

As a lifelong Giants fan, I can state that last year’s epic failure of a season was still better than watching Johnnie LeMaster stinking up the joint, or cheering for Max Venable on all those long, hypothermia-inducing evenings at Candlestick. I still have some hope that they can get it together this year, even with…

I’m sort of hoping this is a fitting metaphor for the 2018 season in LA...

Selling my:

Greetings from The Humungus! The Lord Humungus! The Warrior of the Wasteland! The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla!

Wow - hard fail.

Having transported 2 cats in the cargo hold of a Lufthansa 747 from Frankfurt to San Francisco, I can tell you that A) the animals were completely traumatized and B) I’m amazed that they survived. If I knew then what I know now I would never have allowed it. Too many animals have died being transported in this fashion.

Next turbo or supercharged vehicle I buy must sport a sticker reading “BOOST BIGGLY”

I was stopped by UC Davis cops (I was a mile from the nearest piece of UC Davis property) for turning right on a red light in my Cooper S convertible. I stopped for a full 3 seconds because I saw the cruiser in the rear view mirror. It was near a school and there was a sign that said “No Turn on Red Light”. Below that…

The summer I spent hauling tomatoes in the Sacramento Valley was - interesting...

We used to host 85,000 mailboxes on-prem serving multiple customers. Shit’s all been migrated to O365 (just finished 3/1).

As an Exchange admin, I heartily endorse this sentiment.