The fool got off easy. What a goddamn poltroon.

This was pretty easy to predict...

Bauer fucking rhymes with Bauer. How hard is that?

As an Outback driver, I endorse this comment.

Minus the admittedly modest off-road capabilities of the Crosstrek...

Am I the only one who has a totally irrational hatred towards the CR-V? And I drive a damn Outback...

Having actually visited West Memphis on the way to a softball tournament in Tennessee, I can state pretty confidently that non-op vehicles on people’s property were about the only interesting sights there...

I like the cut of this man’s jib.

Goodyear: “Your Honor, despite the fact that all the livestock have in fact left the barn, we would like to request that the barn door now be secured.”

I love how this shitbag just blithely drives slowly away from the mayhem they caused without a care in the fucking world.

Bingo.

I got a headache about 4 comments in.

This was my initial reaction as well.

Yeah, this one always goes down smooth...

How about a nice hot cup of Nope?

As a lifelong Giants fan, I can state that last year’s epic failure of a season was still better than watching Johnnie LeMaster stinking up the joint, or cheering for Max Venable on all those long, hypothermia-inducing evenings at Candlestick. I still have some hope that they can get it together this year, even with…

I’m sort of hoping this is a fitting metaphor for the 2018 season in LA...

Selling my:

Greetings from The Humungus! The Lord Humungus! The Warrior of the Wasteland! The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla!

Wow - hard fail.