Having transported 2 cats in the cargo hold of a Lufthansa 747 from Frankfurt to San Francisco, I can tell you that A) the animals were completely traumatized and B) I’m amazed that they survived. If I knew then what I know now I would never have allowed it. Too many animals have died being transported in this fashion.

Next turbo or supercharged vehicle I buy must sport a sticker reading “BOOST BIGGLY”

I was stopped by UC Davis cops (I was a mile from the nearest piece of UC Davis property) for turning right on a red light in my Cooper S convertible. I stopped for a full 3 seconds because I saw the cruiser in the rear view mirror. It was near a school and there was a sign that said “No Turn on Red Light”. Below that…

The summer I spent hauling tomatoes in the Sacramento Valley was - interesting...

Having spent a number of nights in the sleeper of a 1984 Kenworth K100, I can tell you that it wasn’t that nice, although it was nicer than the bunkhouse provided for the drivers by the tomato hauling outfit I worked for one summer.

Seriously Roy? Fuck you.

No shit? For real?

RIF.

FTFY.

My ex sister-in-law managed the Hertz rental office at the Avignon TVG station and she told me once that Touaregs needing repairs were the primary reason for her office being one of the most profitable in France...

Kudos for choosing such an awesome car! I’ve never driven one, but I did drive a dune buggy powered by that engine and it was mind-meltingly fast. And that sound - holy crap...

There are worse things.

Excellent choice.

Holy crap I remember that Granada (or Grenade as we liked to call it) campaign as being so incredibly laughable, especially when you saw one of those shitboxes next to an actual W123. Not even close, Ford!

Schadenfreude ist die schönste Freude!

I will never tire of the Patriots reaction shots, repeated over and over.

WOW. RIF.

Sacrilege!

Oh really? Well so far, every Tundra I have sat in has insufficient legroom with the seat all the way back.

This times eleventy billion. 6' 4" and I have yet to find any Toyota I can fit in comfortably. Whether Tacoma, Tundra, Sequoia, 4Runner or any of their passenger cars I never have enough legroom.