This. They really did a pretty good job of fixing the appearance. First-gen was a rolling abortion.

United does offer Economy Plus...

Yes! Skanky old donut shops like in ghetto North Sacramento (Marie’s!) make the best donuts.

Stunned? My reaction was “well that figures”. These asshats were positively made for each other.

This unmitigated shitbox. 1994 Cavalier. With my 1990 Civic totaled by some asshat in a Geo Metro, Enterprise was kind enough to give me this rolling abortion. Everything about it was hideous. Too small, loud, slow, wallowy and crappy beyond all measure. Plus it smelled like someone had drained a can of Starkist chunk…

Back in the day, I modified the letters on the back of my ‘75 Civic to read “DONHO” instead of “HONDA”. You know, when emblems were mostly metal and easily swappable.

Is it terminal?

#itsalwaysafuckingcamry

Correct. Originally built as a VW in Germany.

A Bombardier Iltis would do nicely.

A ‘67 Coupe de Ville wasn’t the most powerful car of it’s time, but that 429 had a fair bit of grunt. Definitely enough to provoke a few Code Brown moments when I realized at various times that the suspension, steering, tires and above all brakes were not equal to the power, weight, size and speed of that monster.

I used to be pretty free with the middle finger, but frankly, people have become so goddamn aggressive and crazy out there, I just try to keep a low profile and not piss people off.

Good, because fuck these self-righteous assholes.

I’m totally guilty of doing the exact same thing from time to time!

The Googles.

If it’s grounded to the ground, then by all means. TRD away, Toyota!

Be cool, Bitch.

Heat gun and dental floss, followed by Goof-Off :)