Fuck.The.GOP. Seriously.

Lucerne Egg Nog is the best with Cheerios.

This idea was stolen from a guy who had a snack bar at the Co Op in Corte Madera, CA. He sold hot links in a flour tortilla with BBQ sauce. Fucking genius! I still make that one all the time. As you point out, virtually any sausage cries out to be rolled in a tortilla!

Egg Nog on Cheerios is one. Sriracha on a hot dog in a tortilla with a Kraft Single is another...

This quote quite literally made my day.

The fuel pump in my dad's '64 Econoline crapped out on our way home from fishing and our field-expedient fix was to take an empty Coors bottle, break out the bottom and tape the fuel line into the neck. We drove home (about 5 miles) with me carefully pouring siphoned gasoline into the Coors bottle held over the the…

My 2006 MINI Cooper S convertible. It was a blast to drive and the first and only supercharged car I've owned. However, it combined the finicky over-engineering of a German car with the reliability of a British one. In the space of one year, it was on a flatbed FOUR times, and it was only 3 years old at the time. The…

This is the correct answer.

"Going to be"?

Um, because we're morons?

I owned the same car in the same color scheme so deja vu! However, mine was equipped with a 4-speed stick and it was a great little machine.

Approve.

7/10. I almost had a seizure though.

Keep it up Pete. Your legacy grows ever more golden as the days pass...

THIS

Will they make him shave off that heinous hillbilly-ass beard? Please?

I keep salt, a pepper grinder, 3 kinds of hot sauce, chili oil, olive oil, vinegar, red pepper flakes, a tube of Thomy mustard and soy sauce at my desk. Never at a loss for seasoning!

#Missouri

I have found that the most effective method of wiping my old hard drives is a Colt 1911. Then off to the recycler!

Dear Curt,