This is the kind of hard-hitting automotive journalism that keeps me coming back to Jalopnik every day. Keep up the good work!

FTFY.

What a steaming pile of bronto-shit.

Mohs Ostentatienne Opera Sedan

Tonight we're going to witness automotive history … Powerful like a Gorilla … yet soft and yielding like a NERF-ball.

The Vincent Black Shadow is pure fucking sex. Plus it spawned this:

A couple of blockheads.

Zing!

My favorite: http://www.clausporto.com/en/catalogue/m…

My favorite: http://www.clausporto.com/en/catalogue/m…

This is my favorite version of this lovely meme.

One of my go-tos.

One of my go-tos.

If I'm drinking mass-produced swill, then Coors definitely sits higher on my list than Bud or Miller (as my friend Dave calls it "The Champagne of Monkey Sweat") anything.

Meh, still boring...

That one wins The Internet today!

Unless it's that red El Camino, then just buy the fucker immediately.

Dear Mercedes,

Ironically, the best tweezers I have ever used cost $1.50 at Daiso in Daly City. They make all of the expensive tweezers I've bought over the years look like cheap crap. I always buy a few when I'm in the area and give them to friends. They all rave about how awesome they are.

Yeah that's the ticket...

An updated Travelall? Shut up and take my money!

Excellent tip on a dealership to avoid at all costs.