As much as I despise social media, I have to say it does serve a useful purpose as a honeypot for morons, racists, and dipshits of all stripes to eagerly and willingly let the world know exactly what—not who—they really are.

Winterfell is a false flag!!! King’s Landing was the true target all along. When Bran learns that all of King’s Landing has been zombified, he’ll travel back in time and convince Aerys to place wildfire throughout King’s Landing.

MMA Fighter Beats Off Onlooker

The last time the House pursued impeachment, the Vice President would have won the next presidential election were it not for the Republican nominee’s brother running the Florida election and his family friend on SCOTUS deciding that he won after the brother fucked it all up.

Plus what straight guy doesn’t like to suck on a “female presenting” nipple?

Childbirth was the worst pain I’ve ever gone through. Mastitis was close, and lasted longer.

I’m a straight cis guy that doesn’t plan on having kids, so take this how you will: I don’t understand why any guy still with the mother of his child wouldn’t help out with something like that.

No one ever falls “IN”the Ankh-Morpork River. They fall “ON” the Ankh-Morpork River. Eventually they slide in with a “Gloop”.

Doesn’t work if you’re using a company G-Suite account, just a personal one. 

I was done with pro wrestling the day after Benoit murdered his entire fucking family in a steroid-induced psychosis and no one said a goddamn word about testing or throwing people out for good if they fail. No one said a fucking thing about how being 'ripped' and 'cut' for entertainment purposes isn't worth innocent…

Dante: I’m doing it. No, I’m sick of constantly sabotaging myself. For once I’m going to be a man, and I’m going to say yes to Veronica’s proposal, and we’re going to elope tomorrow.

He ignored all the signs. Then hit them anyway.

Hard Brexit.

It was barking up the wrong tree.

Huracan?  No...........Huracan’t.

I’m sorry the person you were when you were younger embarrasses you so much now, but that does not make this album bad, it makes your perspective shallow.

How can John Wick not be the perfect puppy loving representative? If killing 80 something people over a dead puppy isn’t love then what is?

“The university wants to hold a meeting with students to prevent the incident from happening again.”

“The university wants to hold a meeting with students to prevent the incident from happening again, but it seems like they should be talking to the police.”