The day of his (hopefully imminent) death, and its subsequent anniversaries, is something I will celebrate, because I am a vindictive & petty man.

Good. I hope soiling the Oval Office kills him.

WHY can’t this fucker stroke out already? WHY!? I mean we’re all trying to piss him off so much he will...

In hindsight it’s pretty clear that Trump’s 2015 “I like people who don’t get caught” comment about McCain was a watershed moment for the GOP. Until that point, Trump had of course said a lot of horrible and stupid things, but he hadn’t really attacked and disgraced anything that the GOP held as absolute sacrosanct.

All he wanted was a Diet Coke, and she wouldn’t give it to him.

So, can Fox begin acknowledging that he’s fucking senile now? Just screaming out Fake News at things he doesn’t like being asked about is like actual dementia-level-cognitive function. It makes zero sense and is hostile and insane.

Say what you will about John and Meghan McCain (and there is plenty to be said—much of it that needs to be said for years to come), but at a bare minimum, Senator McCain was not the active, joyful embarrassment to this nation that Trump is and insists on being.

Every time this dipshit who pled “bone spurs” multiple…

When people show you who they are, believe them.

I just go for broke. What I’m after on my responses is a combo so bad they’re afraid to pick it. When I can get “I wanna pick it, man, but I just can’t,” that’s my prize.

StoplikingwhatIdon’tlike.jpg - The Kickstarter

Whilst I totally tired of the game after a while (not a slight on it, just don’t like doing the same thing much too often) I feel like this a bit misses the point (or missed the point of what was fun for me).

He seems fun.

$4,500 to fund a one-note joke game with a shelf life of the same three minutes it takes to play? Sign me up! Or can I just stroll on down to Spencer’s Gifts and buy it alongside all the penis-shaped pasta for bachelorette parties and blatantly misogynist t-shirt selections?

“Hey, I’m a cool guy that likes to shit on things other people enjoy. Give me your money”
-kickstarter guy (probably)

As The World Burns

The unit lent Mr. Trump more than $100 million in 2012 to pay for the Doral golf resort and $170 million in 2015 to transform the Old Post Office Building in Washington into a luxury hotel.

Hopefully she will go to jail

You know, the thing about Ivanka, she’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be livin’ until she gets on that Air Force jet and those black eyes roll over wide.

If you design grills for McDonald’s, and a teenager came to you and said “hey, the guy playing Ronald is sexually harassing me,” would you be comfortable telling them you aren’t qualified to intervene because your technical skills lie elsewhere?