“I see your truck has testicles. Did it come with those?”
“Nah, I got ‘em at the huntin’ store.”
“So... you gave your truck gender-affirmation surgery by sticking a pair of balls on it that it wasn’t given when it was born?”

I’ve got a eSIM from Fi (no physical sim card) for both my Pixel 6 Pro and my wife’s (formerly my) Pixel 3 (also eSIM), and neither have had this issue. My son’s got a Pixel 3XL with a Fi eSIM and hasn’t reported any issue either.

That’s Kennedy Space Center! I love that place...

This is why the Oxford Comma is so important.

Jesus H. Christ, give me a little warning next time. You’re hyping this like it’s a brand new breach, not the one that occured in January. This is old news.

Hello, My name is Buck, and I’m the President of the Fixed Men’s Club of America. I got mine after our second unexpected child, about 27 years ago. Pretty much exactly as you describe, although my post-procedure swimmer testing was 14 days after the procedure, and I wasn’t instructed to “clear the pipes” beforehand.…

Eventually, everyone will get this. It’s too perfect a virus - long incubation period, contagious before symptomatic, and not too deadly (about 2% mortality so far). Once they’ve developed a vaccine, it’ll probably be included in the yearly flu vaccine. There’s no safe, but there is prepared. Just be smart - wash your…

“Despise” - yet here you are commenting on a anime/manga article.

Holy shit. Remind me never to get divorced, my income tax rate would almost double. 

The only thing from 1903 that is still bugging me is the VPN problem. Unless the credentials are saved, clicking Connect on a VPN in the Networks pop-up doesn’t connect - you have to open the Networks Control Panel, go to the VPN tab, and connect from there.

Dude. Buddy. Friend of mine. It may fall slightly outside the strict definition of “candy”, but you absolutely must try Frozen Ding-Dongs. They become absolutely transcendent.

We’re getting ready to move into a new office (I’m spending all next week running network wiring with my boss, oh joy). Someone decided that since it’s an open plan, with low “cube” walls (really just 2' partitions so you don’t have to stare at your coworkers), they’re putting in a “sound masking system”. I’m told…

I haven’t noticed that one, but the Daily Treasure right next to it is completely borked. It’ll work for one day, then you have to close the game and restart it (generally not a problem, given how memory-aggressive it is) before it’ll even show properly anymore.

He also played Batou in the live-action Ghost in the Shell.

Arya as a character is 18. HBO tweeted something to that effect before the show aired. Maisie the actress is 22. There is no dangerous ground here except what you bring with you. Congratulations, now you know what it feels like to be a parent, just a little.

I used to laugh like hell at The Ballad of Irving by Frank Gallup. Then adult me listened to it and realized how incredibly anti-semitic it is.

What, I’m old.

I’d like to entirely disagree with the author. My wife and I own two weighted blankets - a 20lb for me and a 12lb for her. Recently we had a cat pass on, and her final gift to us was peeing all over the bed, right where the two blankets were lined up against each other. We dumped baking soda on the wet parts and set…

I’d like to entirely disagree with the author. My wife and I own two weighted blankets - a 20lb for me and a 12lb…

Read the fucking article. That’s NOT his picture.

I’ve got a box full of old Volksmarch medals from my dad when he was stationed in Germany. Stuff like the below. They’re pretty but I have no idea what to do with them.