If she was 18, you wouldn’t be ashamed to say that she’s a little hot piece of ass.

Hang on isn’t completing the quest the way least preferred by the DM the point of gaming? I tend to measure the success of a campaign (one I run) by how many new grey hairs I have.

One of the best orgasms I’ve ever had was from a handjob. Usually during normal sex or masturbation I tend to stop moving as much while I’m cumming ‘cause things get so sensitive. But this girl just kept going, and holy shit, I literally saw stars. So that’s my tip, when he starts to cum just keep pumping.

If someone can pull it off it’s Donnie Yen. The guy is amazing.

“It all teas together,” would have been apropos.

It’s quite simple once you wake up, sheeple! 1649 was the year of the Rump Parliament in England. What do English people like? Tea. Put a T in front of Rump, and you get Trump. What party has always supported Trump? The Tea Party. What sound does Sean’s last name end with? Tea. Also, the law can deal with shipping…

Yeah. Stop trying to live in an overpopulated city, dumbasses.

I’m so fucking mad at my dem Claire McCaskill (spelled here ‘McKaskill’ for some reason). I’ve been on the phone with her office every. fucking. day. talking about how Missouri Dems will have her back in this fall’s election if she doesn’t back down on party issues. Fuck me! That god forsaken Josh Hawley is going to…

It’s not that simple. Some of these Democrats (one of whom is my senator) face an uphill battle to be reelected, seeing as how they come from increasingly reddening blue dog states. If they were primaried and replaced with actual progressives, their seats would easily go to Republicans. Those Republicans would vote…

Trump is in his office furious that he can’t take Air Force One to Mar A Lago.

Trump is sitting in his office wondering why no one has brought him the bankruptcy forms to sign.

Here’s a radical idea: how about when people compete in a game, they act with dignity and treat each other with respect?

Jesus Christ, you want to make my Facebook time “time well spent”? Then give me a true Most Recent option that doesn’t leave anything out and doesn’t keep switching back to “Top Stories” every few minutes.

Also will the US join Britain, France and Germany in ratifying the Sokovia Accords?

President Trump after your recently reported comments on Africa, are you concerned that the Black Panther movement is gaining traction in Wakanda?

You probably don’t have to worry about Keanu

Nah. Several years later, Firefox still has a lot of goodwill to recover after its (now former) CEO decided to back anti-gay legislation before I consider going back to using it.

Interior; morgue in late evening.

Eh, don’t kid yourself. I’m not saying you’re entirely wrong, but don’t discount the narcissistic behaviors that motivate many of these people. Hell, I’ll even go so far as to argue the majority of these people. Say what you will, but the people doing cosplay for the love of the source material, are completely…

Is the headline a typo? Is it supposed to read “the first blue moon eclipse in 150 years?”