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0:44 - that picture!!! AMAZEBALLS. Also, this WHOLE segment... Dear Betty Rose:

Bare minerals is ok makeup. Jane Iredale is amazing makeup. Both are mineral but Jane does it better

I should be in this poof!

MOST ACCURATE PLACEMENT OF SIGNS IN THE BACKGROUND EVER

Thanks, Obama!

Badtz-Maru was my spirit animal.

Too bad Red Delicious apples taste like WAXY GARBAGE.

I believe the KitTea plan is to separate the areas where they serve tea and the cats hang out — that way you can take your tea and go chill with the cats, but they're not serving in the same place.

I'll shit on your shoes for just $29.99!

My advice for number one: Just respond with "I guess I'm just not as insecure as you are."

Don't miss the part where she throws up horns.

Only acceptable use of a selfie stick:

My entire interest in this woman is balanced on whether she can get me an email address for the guy to her left.

HBIC