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you can get the same results by having your gallbladder removed, and you don't have to worry about making tea twice a day. can i get some cash if i show off my gallbladder scars on insta? FOLLOW ME

I have feelings of horror when I think of never have I ever. I joined a sorority in college (I know, I know but everyone was doing it) and there was this sleepover for the pledges. And we played the most frightening game of never have I ever EVER. No one could think of things they hadn’t done after a couple of rounds

I like his little “this is a good baby” ... ::smooch:: at the end. Like kissing the top of its little head was just an involuntary reaction to seeing a baby head. This guy really likes kids!

Can I say the you-googley at your funeral?

You shut your whore mouth. It is mildly funny with the proper portions of drug cocktails.

Also, if a dermatologist isn’t for you curology.com is an online dermatology site that, for $20 a month, will make a custom compounded prescription night cream to address Aging and/or acne concerns. They hire board certified dermatologists to analyze pictures you submit and you can always contact the deem through the

The Misfits already won. Because there songs are better.

What this really means is that Pizzazz and the Misfits finally win.

Truly truly outrageous

Well this is truly outrageous.

As someone who’s father worked on farms for quite a while during my early childhood, I can confidently say that this is 1000% accurate. Although 6-year old me always referred to domesticated livestock butt as “fluffy tufts”.

I understand that. It wasn’t the practicality of asking that bothered me. It was the way they always phrased it to make weight loss sound inevitable. They didn’t ask *if* I was planning to lose weight, they skipped straight to asking how much I planned to lose. When I responded that I didn’t plan on dieting or

what a time to be alive

Just being a good friend and checking in on them might be a good way to go. “Hey, I just wanted to check in on you to see how you are doing” might go a long way.

At least Beth came up with something, Tom.