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To be fair, everyone loses their shit after GoLean Fiber Twigs.
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Wore this to work the other day and HR did NOT approve. Tits out for the boys!
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Well, this is embarrassing: I lost a minotaur in the Bronx over Thanksgiving. If you can reunite us by St. Patrick's day, I'll give you 4 packs clove cigarettes and a sloppy handjob.
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