THANKS OBAMAS

one quick point - guys don't get their picture taken as much as women. When 5 dudes meet at the bar, one of them isn't like "Group shot guys! woooooooo!"

All this Croc hate, and no one ever talks about how hideous Tom's are. They look like mummy feet.

100% of the time I see or hear the name "Dwyane Wade," I visualize Dwayne Wayne.

Give them a subscription to a dating website and offer to fill out the profile for them

Having had my identity stolen completely once, and my debit information stolen more times than I can count, here's some advice for those who may be affected:

I'd pick my slacker friends over some snobby cow.

IT'S REAL TO ME

Needs more cowbell

Not being able to understand social conventions is a big part of what's called "autism".

Discarding Stuff: There will always be something that you have on your person that you suddenly need to get rid of, be it a coat, a bag, a piece of trash in your pocket, or the soiled napkin from party snacks. You can easily use this as a walk-away excuse.

Every time I see financial advice here (or another favorite blog of mine, Mr Money Moustache) it's always a married couple where at least one of them is making over 50K. If I made that, I wouldn't need financial advice. What financial advice do you have for millennials around the 18-24 demographic who are typically…

I actually had a woman on OkCupid send me a "Hi" message. I deleted it, then decided to message her. Upon concluding my message, and asking how her day was, I received the following response:

My favorite is "Your cute". My cute what?

What women really need is a system that blocks out those men that send two-word messages to 100 women a day without reading their profiles at all. Those men ruin everything and are the reason women don't like online dating.