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Let me live this fantasy.

It looks like Jennifer Lawrence was on the way to a toga party, then stopped in at Michael's to jazz up her outfit.

If this is true, I think my cat is Marina Abramovic in a thrift store fur coat.

I have a celebrity sightings wall in my cube. So far, Jason Statham is the only person up there. I saw him driving down main st. filming a movie. It was really cool because I LOVE him. I would let him slip his truffle cheese into my love sandwich if you catch my drift.

No croissants and bear claws for you.

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Must be Italian!

Or you could go with the Tom Haverford approach concerning glitter messes:

Something I did to save money at the gym, and my membership is actually free, is to offer to help clean it once a week. Now, every Friday, I clean the gym, and my membership and trainer (through the gym) is completely free, so I'm saving about 90$ per month on a 24/7 gym with tanning and training.

Never Forget

Omg, this is so random!

I mean, if he was going to insist on being in a band, the very least he could have done was call it Frozen Embryos.

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"Facebook Already Knows If Your Relationship Is Doomed"

I'm generally against religious fundamentalism, but I approve of anything that can be done to stop KeDOLLARSIGNha from singing.