Oh Lil' Debbie. SMH. Of all the things to hate.

C'mon! You can clearly only fit so many kittens in a bowl. 60-70 is not a reasonable expectation!

Flashback! Video Dating! What goes around comes around...

Well, Lena, I treat mine with a quiet freakout in the woman's restroom twice a week and it seems to work just fine.

Ah, taken right out of the She's All That playbook. Take off glasses and add a red dress and voila, from dowdy to doable!

Whatever I just use herbal essences

Nobody has mentioned the most outrageous part of this article: people tip $40 on a $110 hair cut? Sorry but you need to have sex with me yourself right in the salon before I am tipping almost 40%

Stubble is painful, that's what stubble is.

Attention bros! Merely combing your hair will score you a threesome!

I'd like a "take out the trash " mocha with cream please!

I think all paychecks should be measured in "local bottles of wine".

Here's the difference:

I tended to get a lot of messages so I took a triage approach to speed up my decision making process.

Save Bandit!

Quit ruining the movie magic, you jerkface!

Right?! It's what these damn dirty poors deserve!

HA HA HA PEOPLE WHO CAN'T AFFORD EXPENSIVE HAIR TREATMENTS WANTING PRETTY HAIR ON THEIR BUDGET, AMIRITE????