"And I don't know why you don't." Because I don't need a touchscreen when a mouse and keyboard are a better interface for everything I use my laptop for. I don't want to a) pay for a feature I'm not going to use and/or b) use a touchscreen when I can use my mouse just fine.

"the biggest trick up the new Windows 8.1 update's sleeve is figuring out what kind of device you're using and adjusting accordingly"

Dammit AP. It wasn't speed that caused the accident. Speed, along with the crash, was the result of poor, but likely not malicious, judgement.

Looks like Duval County doesn't post pics. How's a guy supposed to select a date without a booking photo?

To my understanding, curvy describes only lines. It has nothing to do with how skinny or not a girl is. Sophia Vergara is definitely curvy and stunning. But this girl is curvy too - tiny waist, wide hips - that is what curvy is. If you care, you can watch her not stick her hip out on the streets:

Don't worry. Much like gay used to mean happy but it doesn't anymore, soon curvy will mean fat, all thanks to fat women and the feelgood society we live in. We will start describing sexy bodies in even more detail, because curvy will no longer represent sexy, we'll have to go in specific detail about the curve that…

I feel ya Uranus. I'm thin with a skinny waist and wide hips, aka curvy. But I would never describe myself as curvy online because it immediately reads FAT.

Faq this. I stopped watching at the point where she called fat women 'curvy'. Being the shape of a blob doesn't mean you're curvy. Fat women have been trying to claim 'curvy' but it is not going to happen. This girl is curvy:

Fact: She's clearly an idiot.

So he "fell" then.

A guy I know has one of those down the street from my house.

Houstonians and trains do not mix. YouTube "metro's greatest hits" for the evidence.

Owning a new car. Bourgeoisie pig!

No. Rodas ran out of good judgment. No amount of skill or freshness of tire can compensate for a moron's desire to travel so fast on a public road with no margin for error. There is no technical reason for this accident that isn't superseded by the basic truth: Rodas killed them both with his poor judgement.

The worst fire engine is the one thats also on fire, thats not helpful at all. In fact, its entirely counterproductive

Thank you! A thief is a thief.

There isn't enough CO2 in the air of a full new soda to do this. While a new soda still fizzes and can overflow if shaken, the amount of CO2 not in solution is low enough where it will not propel the cap. That is why you need a half full soda. It is the optimal fill level; there is enough CO2 in the soda that it…