And then someone will get tired of all the time it takes, and create a macro that does it all based on RPMs and speed.

Shut up, Dad

I believe that is called a 5/8 Ton.

I had a dog (Lab) jump out of the back of my truck at 60mph, (saw a squirrel). By the time I got pulled over he had caught back up and jumped back in. Went straight to the vet and all he had was a little road-rash on one elbow. Tough son of a bitch he was.

OK.. this is NOT Comcast.. it’s a subcontractor with the comcast logo on the side - jeez.

WORTH IT

You have to talk to other people to be dishonest

Those are the ones with electric starters and pro-link!

Add another engineer to the list of people who love this stuff...

Thank god.

I sometimes worry that I’ll write these nerdy things, and literally zero people will care.

Now I know at least one will!

Horniest team? The Swiss, you idiot.

I’m 28 and I’ve never gone to a music festival. I’ve never had any desire to do so. It always sounded hot, muddy, and miserable.

There’s a strong intersection between the type of dude who wants a brown turbo diesel manual wagon, and the type of dude who would fly 5000 miles on a whim to see a woman he’s only texted.

Agreed. I also have a theory that people who don’t drink before they are 21 never learn to drink shitty beer. Like, do I actively seek out Busch Light? No, but it tastes like memories and I still enjoy them on the beach or outside doing something because it's basically a water substitute. Adults who didn’t binge drink…

Now hopefully the rich people who bought the last ones desperately get rid of them as they shell out the money for a new one, depreciation hits them hard, and you can get the old Panamera Turbo S for $12 and an empty Altoids tin.

Toyota is not comfortable being naked with his dog in the room.

This is like college.

48 hour acid benders leading to weekend long drift sessions chainsmoking spliffs at the track. Taking shrooms and hauling ass to get to the track before they set in. Waking up the next morning with the engine out of your car in the garage and not remembering how it got there, then powering through…

F-you I wont do what you tell me!

There are guys like this walking around, and fucking Rudy is the guy they make a movie out of.

Fuck that, (Iowa) railgun platform time.