I’ll say this for halfpipe, it’s about the only sport decided by judges that I can usually tell who was best even though I can’t tell a 1440 Frontside Twisty McStuffin from a Triple Lindy.

Filed to: OOPS

I was eating!!!

Hope Hicks Dates Pricks.

With that hairline, testicular cancer, dealing with Toronto d-bag journalists (hot dog jokes - hhur-durr) Phil Kessel ran out of f**ks to give ages ago, god love him.

So show the man some appreciation and throw your shoes at him.

He is not a cunt. He has neither the warmth nor the depth.

If we hurt his feelings enough, will he cancel his US visit?

Clearly the tire pressure was about 1.5psi low on the passenger side rear.

I saw them with the Caterwauling Creampuffs opening. Epic night.

How can that hand even belong to him?! It’s like 10 shades lighter than his Flamin’ Hot Cheeto face!

NUMBER 7 WILL ABSOLUTELY SHOCK YOU

When my dad slowly died an agonizing death to fast-moving cancer and my parents lost the tiny amount of shit they had managed to accumulate with their minimum wage jobs because he made the “choice” to take the only job he could thanks to the Reds tanking the economy in ‘08 and made the “choice” to pay their rent…

Dickanomics?

The extra n is to make it look bigger....

All that’s missing are the reading glasses with the head tilted back and it’s how my dad looks at his smart phone.

Fuck the haters, you don’t usually see this sensitive and vulnerable side.