HE WAS IN THE POOL!

God damnit, I knew I wasn't here in time to make that joke first

“The First Family is very active in water sports.”

Doug, the subway fugitive, not a slave to fashion, bongo-boy Berman. 

Only if you don’t understand how analogies work. 

That nice new computer lab on campus didn’t pay for itself....

They failed to teach their kids to work at anything - because they weren’t willing to put the effort in to actually, y’know, parent. 

Fail Rated.

All the stars for ‘traitortots'! Perfection.

I wonder whether 45* Twitter logic might ever be employed by an abusive man to easily explain away his “personal troubles.”

This is slightly off topic, and way too long, but it’s a partial scorecard...

Since Peugeot owns Opel now, any chance we’ll be seeing some rebranded Opels wearing Peugeot badges competing against the same rebranded Opels wearing Buick badges?

We already have a Camaro.

If you even considered buying it, at any price, you’ve never driven one. A single 2 mile test drive would change your mind. Every red light is an anxiety-inducing event, every merge makes you wish for mercy, side roads are the only option, as these are illegally slow for expressways. A friend of mine who had one was…

“On Thursday, President Donald Trump called off Nancy Pelosi’s trip to Afghanistan, arguing it was inappropriate to book that kind of travel while 800,000 federal workers go without pay. Apparently, Pelosi and several lawmakers were planning to fly commercial, and Pelosi is now accusing Trump of leaking their plans.”

Given his policies and wall obsession, would have been most appropriate if he chose White Castle.

Maybe he’s talking about people that quit, are fired or are indicted from his administration a week?

I’m all for trump putting a wheel on our southern border

It’s not like many migrants from Mexico and Central and South America have the requisite knowledge and experience to operate simple construction tools.

I feel very confident, that this threat to california, is his attempt to punish Pelosi for telling him NO.