“No qualifications”? In an interview on NPR Sunday, Dr. Carson’s handler explained that no one is better qualified that Dr. Skull Cracker because he grew up in public housing AND he had spent the weekend “studying” HUD. So there.

We’re about to have a conspiracy theorist running around in the White House.

Just keeping the flames burning. Besides, it is still a free country isn’t it? Or did I miss something. Are we not allowed to speak our minds anywhere anymore?

As punishment, he should be forced to drive this 9-second Fiat Uno.

I needed to get parts for the house and then it hit me

His cock is almost as black as his heart.

Tell us: how did it feel to get tossed out of the show last night?

He has now received offers from Baylor and FSU.

I think I know just the man to find these guys

Sup? Everyones dicks apparently.

“I didn’t even have a girlfriend until I was 31! I didn’t get to so much as touch a boob until I was 28!! DO you know how long it takes to get as much work done as I had to have done, just so that people wouldn’t shit themselves run screaming when I popped up in the bushes yelling ‘ROBBLE ROBBLE’?! And don’t get me…

He looks like he’s from a McDonald’s porn parody. Next thing you know, he’ll be stuffing Grimace’s muffin.

He wasn’t trying to get in the shot. He was trying to grossly cop a feel.

If only there was some way, just some way, to educate people about the kinds of things that can happen when you have sex with other people.

One more solid argument for the forced secession of Texas.

The people who run Worth the Wait thought these videos were documentaries.

"When we realized there was no news value to the live stream, we took it down immediately. Our intention was not to be insensitive to his family, friends and fans, and for that we apologize."

I like that their statement on the matter isn't even "oh that was a poor choice. Sorry about that". It was "Well we thought it was a good idea, but it didn't make us any money so we took it down".

Again, fuck you ABC.