ATTENTION UNIVERSE: STOP FILIMING THINGS VERTICALLY.

You down with OBP?

Whose idea was it to shoot the picture with everyone looking into the sun?

Ain't no party like an AP party cause an AP party is for a guy who beat the crap out of his children and despite this still might have a job with an NFL team this coming season.

Like a trio of schoolchildren

Good God.

Attendance at Astros games is just fucking soaring.

it's the shirt/buttons/chest.

I'm pretty sure that's just Jeff Bagwell and Craig Biggio.

She'll get no sympathy from her roommate, the tiny violin player.

Douchebag comment. What we need are more people filming law enforcement, not fewer.

Are you saying that if some POS in a POS Monte Carlo put on little lights and tried to pull you over, that you'd pull over?

Okay, honesty time: How many of us would actually pull over and stop on the freeway for a black Monte Carlo with no police badging and tiny police-looking lights that's running you off the road in a very unprofessional way? I know I wouldn't. I would get the fuck out of there, and if he kept pursuing, I would pull…

You're saying the person at fault for the cop stopping in the middle of the freeway to run a bike off the road is the guy who was behind him? Seriously, I do not understand what you're talking about.

Thr car was unmarked. How was the biker to know that it wasn't just some guy with police lights trying to hit him?

Yeah! Hell, why not just shoot him from the patrol car? THAT would put an end to it!

Rey was actually still even in WWE as recently as last year. His knees are totally shot though, he's one of those guys who is probably hanging on for longer than he should be.

q: what do constipated mathematicians do?

Nobody cares about your high school.

Grilled Cheese does not have meat in it. The featured item in a Grilled Cheese is the cheese.