Ah, Republicans. You nominated a misogynist, foul mouthed, corrupt liar and that was OK. You nominated a racist who slurred all hispanics, blacks, muslims and women and that was OK. You nominated a man who has cheated on all of his various wives and that was OK. Then he made some truly disgusting comments to a…

I wouldn’t wish a dead dog on my worst enemy, and that includes Mike Pence. I’m glad his furbabybeagle had a long life and, unlike American women, was probably treated very respectfully by Pence.

“Vote Hillary” is the only political position Weld holds that I agree with.

“I’m sick and tired of people like you...”

Oh Megyn Kelly, how I simultaneously despise and cheer for you

I had to pause the video and take a moment when Newt fucking Gingrich accused Fox fucking News of liberal bias.

Please let this election end already. It just feels so weird rooting for Megyn Kelly for something.

I think that has more to do with a hotel in LA versus a hotel in Ireland rather than which one is catered towards “youth”.

Trump has had a lot of stupid ideas during this campaign, but attempting to market to younger folks is perhaps his worst idea yet.

Me too! It’s nice to see people not act like it’s the Rapture or anything, and try to inject some levity into the races.

I saw this earlier today and it gave me my single biggest (non-hysterical) laugh of this cycle.

If you’ve invested your entire, quite literal LIFE in this way of thinking, and you’re reaching the age where you’re starting to worry about your health, about your money, about your husband trading you in, I can see burying your head in the bullshit as some kind of misguided protective stance. Like clapping for…

Jet fuel can’t melt airplane arm rests!

These people have no sense of how reality works. It’s all just random factoids thrown into a word salad.

This logic I understand. I often ask myself, if Jeffrey Dahmer hated boys so much, why did he eat them?

“Women are tired of being lumped into one group,” said Madeline Deluca, a 67-year-old retiree from Staten Island. “All women [against Trump] who read Fifty Shades of Gray, who listen to rap music, Hollywood stars who sexualize themselves in movies—they’re hypocrites.”

Same thing with businesses. He’s so successful at business that he decided to go bankrupt 4 times so he could start all over at the beginning. He’s just too good at it, if you think about it.

by that logic, i’m exceptional at quitting smoking - i’ve done it a multitude of times.

He has such high regards for the sanctity of marriage that he did it three times! That’s three times more regard than someone who is only married once! Did I get this right, Kellyanne?

Jesus Fucking Christ, I’m surprised you made it out of there alive!