Yeah, he actually started out pretty damn funny, telling the kind of jokes you’re supposed to tell at this kind of event. He was, dare I say, likable. The Melania joke was truly funny.

I suspect that Crowe had absolutely no idea who Banks was. If you’re not a voracious reader of gossip blogs or music blogs, you’re not going to. He presumably had no idea about Banks’ history of very public meltdowns.

I wonder if you’d be fine with Crowe getting slashed by a hoodrat.

As an undecided voter this is really hard for me. How can I tell who is telling the truth? Is it ten women or the chronic liar who brags about sexaully abusing women? King Solomon himself could not solve this riddle!!!!!!

It’s called the Mystery Machine, Mr. Huckabee. You fucking idiot!

please, he’s one of the most genuine people in Washington. granted that’s a low bar, but he’d clear even the highest bars of that measure.

You sound hurt.

Feel better now?

The most absurd aspect of this is the idea that Trump and his supporters believe we should unequivocally believe Clinton’s accusers but his are all insane and untrustworthy. The idea that women’s experiences are only true when they fit a convenient narrative is as destructive as the tendency to disbelieve them in the…

She’s suggesting that her husband can’t stand up to peer pressure from Billy Bush. That might be more damning than the misogyny.

Many people are saying those electoral number are rigged, folks. Many people. Sad!

The Green Party isn’t going to suddenly attract good candidates because it gets public funding. This idea that public funding is some sort of panacea is absurd.

Just so we’re clear what Harvard has already offered:

I’ve heard that Gloria Allred is now representing Mt. Everest in a suit against Mr. Johnson.

It doesn’t seem that you know what an endowment is or how one works.

There are a zillion good reasons why neither one of these people should be president, but it’s not gonna work on anyone who wants to say shit like “I live in a solidly blue state, so I have the luxury of voting with my conscience and choosing the candidate I think is best fit for the job, and that’s Dr. Stein.”

Those two tweets from Clinton and Trump tell you just about everything you need to know about the candidates.

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I’m from the Hudson Valley. These people are tougher than boiled owl and don’t fuck around. They will find a new donor or build it with their bare hands.