Though I think Steph was the MVP this year, and probably will go down as history’s greatest shooter, I don’t really buy in when people call him the best player. LeBron James, when he’s locked in, is still by a pretty wide margin the best player in basketball. I was rooting for Golden State last night but even so I…

Conor McGregor has expressed his intent to fight this child, even if it means going up two weight classes.

Probably there to find one of the home team fans and hit them. We know how much he likes assaulting Athletic supporters.

DEBTSPIN

If you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything at all.

RIP

Zero Sense or Sensibility

Generally there’s a lot of paperwork that occurs after Americans visit Chipotle as well.

I am honestly still waiting for the think piece about how Lin "transcended" (was non threatening enough to appease white people) race and brought rap to broadway

I truly appreciate and value Lin Manuel’s talent, but if he’s at all dissillusioned into thinking his show is at all reachable to anyone but the rich, white audience, he’s sorely got his head up his ass. My roommate managed to get orchestra seats at $300/each a couple of months ago, and she told me the people around…

I have no stance on eagles, beyond the opinion that they should spend more time killing geese.

I don’t know what part of the Midwest you were in, but around here everyone thinks they are a trash bird that spends its time shitting on golf courses. And walking around with a conveniently golf ball sized head at the end of a long golf tee like neck, acting like I wouldn’t murder its smug ass given half a chance.

Thanks to universal health care in Canada, however, the goose is fine. The Eagle, on the other hand, is a low-wage-earning diabetic that can’t get time off from work when her kids are sick. So, you know, call it a tie.

Dude, the Road to Hana in Maui is no joke. I’m still surprised more tourists don’t die on it every year.

It speaks to how dominant the Cavs were otherwise to have that terrible 2nd quarter (5-for-22 if memory serves me right) and still win by 30.

You’re certainly correct that they don’t have a Kareem level backup plan. But Klay and Livingston are more than adequate in their post game. Iggy and Green are capable of getting to the rim. And Curry and Klay can take a good percentage of people off the dribble to penetrate. Sprinkle in how good their big guys are at…

Well he did go on to admit they’re a top 20 team of all time. Which is very important and good. I can’t even get out of bed in the morning until I’ve mentally ranked the top 25 teams in every major sport from the last 75 years. It’s my tether to the physical world.

A culture in which a mother burns her own daughter alive should’t be criticized? Fuck off with that moral relativism bullshit...

Honestly, if I want to go to Chez Whitey really, really bad with a friend who I know can’t afford it, I’ll straight up say, “hey, let’s go. My treat. I need to get out of this house before I shank someone.” Works every time.