I know a certain Herb that will be deeply upset about this so-called blending of sports and politics. 

Any human being that says Bob Dylan is a better singer than Whitney Houston has to just be deaf, right?  His voice is dog shit. 

You’re calling his lies “minimum lip service”. He’s lying to them. This is further hurting these people because they are believing the lies being told to them by the president. 

As an example: He’s just been straight up lying to coal workers. Telling them that he’s going to bring back the industry, save their jobs and expand the market for it.

So you’re saying Trump deserves a participation trophy.

How many times a day do you ask people where they went to high school?

The Fed is going to cut interest rates because it’s what the stock market demands.

I hope this is satire. 

I can’t wait to hear how the non-tipping crowd on here justifies the practice in this situation. 

I have no problem with Culver’s just coming out and admitting that they’re murdering you with butter.

Could not agree more. The Telluride is making me wish I hadn’t bought a decked out CRV last summer. For a few grand more I’d love to have that vehicle. 

Blerg!

“My techniques can guarantee male orgasm”

Another problem for Liz Lemon to sort out...

Briefly coming out of retirement to say that this is the absolute dumbest fucking complaint piece I have ever seen on Jalopnik.  Did Peter Orosz write this under Aaron’s byline?

Six Feet Under

The biggest issue with telecommuting is that an overwhelming majority of people don’t do shit when they work from home. 

Am I the only drunk that keeps asking everyone in my group if we can leave so I can go to bed?

What if said spades player had no hearts?

Hooo leee shit.