These are okay - and they dance:

Here is what I do... keep in mind I am late 30s, single dad who is doing all he can to stay afloat... I have come to realize your real friends wont give a fuck how much money you have... from just a few drinks, to a trip to the Oregon coast... real friends cover your ass. If have had a lot of acquaintances come and…

Secretly steal things from their homes when you visit them. DVDs, jewelry, etc. The finances will start to even out in the long run.

How the fuck did they get a rating of 2.54? Those things are a hard 11 on my list.

I’ll bet you call 3 second violations while playing pick up games at the Y.

AA doesn’t keep someone sober, it offers support for someone that wants to be sober. The only person or thing that can keep someone sober is themselves.

Met Tony Battie at a Y, in the weight room. “Just maintaining.” The roof was low in the weight room, and he had to duck the whole time. I felt the coolest I ever felt because I *also* benched 135 that day!

I was shooting video of Artest being interviewed/photographed for a basketball magazine downtown in NYC some years back, before the name change but not long after that night in Detroit.

I attended LSU at the same time as Shaq (and others) and would see him walk past my dorm room on occasion. Seeing a man that large was genuinely shocking. I mean, he had Vernell Singleton with him once and Vernell looked like a normal sized person even though he was i think 6'8".

I agree with this 100%. I work in sports broadcasting and I love covering the NBA when I’m on the floor. Another thing that’s bizarre? Start looking at some of these dudes legs. Corey Brewer has chicken legs and I can’t understand how his calves are so tiny and lanky.

I was behind Shane Battier in the Coconut Grove Dunkin Donuts on US-1 one day during the ‘14 playoffs. He was gangly and all but mostly he was entirely ordinary... short khaki shorts and a vintage Jimmy Buffet summer of whatever tour shirt. If it weren’t for the cashiers collectively shitting themselves and me looking…

I once rode on an elevator with Gheorghe Muresan. His hand was bigger than my head (and I am 6'3").

I was staying at a hotel in Milwaukee a few years ago and there was a 4-5 of these ‘different species’ that you mention. It was so weird. I couldn’t stop staring. Being unfamiliar with many basketball players I had no idea who they were and had to ask my coworker, he told me what team they played for (I don’t…

Elton Brand is built like a UPS truck (and would shit talk Clipper management to strangers on the street...while he was still on the team).

I knew someone who said shit like that. Nevermind that she got scripts from multiple doctors.

In all seriousness, the over-prescribing of opioids is a serious problem, and I will eat my hat if this doesn’t unleash the litigation wave a la tobacco.

So many people get addicted, OD, and/or die from prescription opioids, yet they’re legal and marijuana (can’t OD!!!) is still federally illegal. What a country!

that faceoff at the end looked way too easy for him

Just a helpful reminder -