Hooo leee shit.

Re: forgetting routine things - My office went to business casual last year so I went from wearing a tie to polos.

Very legal and not very cool!

The T-Rex is a Schiano man

I feel like this is the biggest story of the night. It will have thunderously huge implications in every future presidential election. Obviously Florida is one of, if not the most, influential swing state in the country.

My favorites are the subject-as-body-of-email examples.

Venezuela is not a socialist country. Maduro is a dictator. 

It’s far more a dictatorship than anything resembling socialism. It’s tyranny that calls itself socialism. 

How is Venezuela both socialist and tyrannical?

Re: Roses and flowers

Counterpoint: these are all awful reasons to not vote.

Yeah this a not a great plan. Have one vehicle that can fit all of you. 

Holy hell is this sobering. So much attention gets paid to the top of the earnings chart with guys like Manning, Brady and Rodgers who leave the game with 9 figures saved yet the reality is there are thousands of former players that never get one big contract but still exit the game with mountains of health issues and…

Somewhat off topic but am I crazy or is the NBA far and away the best American professional sports league to be watching now?

I fully expect the Jalopnik commentariat’s reaction to this BMW to be completely rational and not at all fatalistic or overly dramatic.

That drive and bank vs. Oklahoma in 1990 tho

The Alex English of rap?

Are these spelling and grammatical errors a common theme in a majority of emails you guys receive or were these selected because they are bad and dumb?

I would absolutely vote for her as 999th Lord Commander of the Nights Watch

What the actual fuck is this.