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You guys deserve a damn Pulitzer just for continuing to use this photo on every article. 

The back seat is PLENTY roomy enough for two full sized adults. Maybe the front seats were pushed all the way back.

The trunk is not that big, you have to put the seats down to get two golf bags in there. 

Green Bay would be in hysterics if Rodgers sat a year. Zero chance management let’s it come to that.

I would like to add my voice to the subset of white people who enjoy your calling out of white people bullshit.

Lebron does not owe Cleveland fans any further explanation than he’s already given. 

Let’s not overlook how both of them tried to ditch the other at the first chance they got. He shoved her into the cop initially and tried to run out the door; she moonwalked right past him being arrested to attempt her Spider-Man gambit. 

Ok, Chuck & Nancy, number 11 got several legit lols from me. Props whoever you are. 

Don’t remember if it was actually my first, but during the summers I worked at a golf store, one Sunday afternoon I caught my manager yanking full sets of clubs from the warehouse and putting them in his pickup.

*silently reaffirms decision to stop commenting on Jalopnik*

This is how it should have gone:

If one of those guys had just said the word “gun”, Sterling Brown would be dead because he parked in a handicap spot while he ran into Walgreens.

I consume a fair amount of sports media and commentary and I’ve never even heard of The Athletic.

The steam is key to a good, full, honking farmer blow in the shower. My wife feels the same as your partner though, she’s concerned that I’m leaving boogs all over the shower even though she hasn’t seen one in 8 years.

I got to see a lot of great basketball, some shitty basketball and I learned that Jason Kidd is a dingus.

I emailed you guys in the fall to ask which NBA team I should select for my “League Pass.” We had a pleasant, informative and funny discussion and somehow my email didn’t get selected for Dead Letters.

So, Chardonnay for you then?

What is everyone’s go-to alcoholic beverage of choice?