Just stopping by to say that my wife and I are picking up a blue GT2 on Saturday. The 2014 Honda fell prey to a woman making a U-turn from the right lane.

Of course, you’re correct. BUT I did get a big guffaw out of “scrotum muppet”, so there’s that.

“Men’s Health Reporter Asks Man With 62 IQ What His Thoughts are on Complex Social Issue, Gets Low IQ Response”

Same with me. I have watched a shit ton of NBA games so far this year and I’m not missing my football Sundays.

Has his official weight changed from last year? He looks 15-20 pounds freakier.

“Wait what am I OH MY GOD OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OHHHH NO”

The Rebels were terrorists!

Greenville Illinois is also dry, or at least it was when my girlfriend went there about 10-15 years ago.

So how long did it take for Patrick to institute a “no turning off traction control for testers” policy?

Oh Devin you sweet summer child...

What in the actual fucking fuck! Shit!

Dirty Dancing themed vacation I’m going to assume.

Solid answer.

Hello fellow St. Louisan.

Hello Jalopniking staff!

“nominate a middle-aged white male centrist from a red state in 2020”

I have two suggestions for Tricia:

He’s so cheap it’s almost comic, sans punch line.

Who the fuck vacations in Myanmar?

Yeah but what if you attended a life-altering street fair in Brooklyn? This experience can be farmed for numerous columns of various length.