Blah blah precipitation percentages and PoP and area, so put all-weather tires on your Miata.

She is not transgender.

This is absolutely true. I remember my dad telling me about how during some sugar shortage in the 70s, the price of soda went from $0.10 a can to $0.50 overnight... obviously the price of soda never went back down.

True story about the awfulness of Jack Baruth: a handful of years ago, a commenter on here (who ran an auto-related website) said a few critical things about Mr. Baruth. That person received a harassing and uncomfortable call from Mr. Baruth that day on his cell phone. Apparently he got the commenter’s phone number…

This may be the worst comment in Jezebel history.

CLEARLY David Robinson hates America as much as Gabby. Something I’m sure he picked up during his 4 years of service in the Navy.

Also, valid:

+1 Macaulay Culkin

I can’t argue with the guy that says it’s “ludacris”

How could you possibly leave The Flight of the Conchords off your New Zealand list?

I can’t lie, these gave me several minutes of belly laughs... and also made me uncomfortable.

LOL

ARE YOU FINALLY WILLING TO ADMIT YOU WERE WRONG AND SHILLARY PAID YOU TO BESMIRCH THE CHEMTRAIL PIONEERS

Either you put ketchup on your dog or you’re with the terrorists.

I thought everyone already knew it was green horseradish paste.

I dunno, maybe I’m lazy but I probably would have just used a few sprays of Resolve and paper towel.

Yes

I think it’s funny that he still lists his alma mater as Butte Community College in those pregame player intros.

This guy gets it.

Deadspin did an investigation a few years ago and found nothing that would suggest he’s gay, although the rumors have been around for a while. Who knows... I’m a huge GB Packers fan and don’t give a shit who Rodgers sleeps with as long as he keeps crushing the Bears.