Holy fuckin shit, Diana is burning down the house.

Asking a cop if one of their killings was justified is like asking a North Korean resident if they like the Kim family on camera. You are literally ALWAYS going to get the same answer.

“You’d be good and better, and I’d be good and better” has got to be the most boring, lame pickup line I’ve heard.

Spitzer got busted because he made it a point to go after other guys with the same penchant for paying for sex... it’s the hypocrisy that’s more notable than the crime.

AWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

Who among you takes shits at work?

Barry, PLEASE attend a game with Zach Hemple and write about it.

Hells Bells, Trudy!

Just give up, Barry. He’s not going to see your point - which is basically “you have taken away 9,000 lifetime-memory-making experiences from other fans, so you can have one more.”

Nancy “Engorged Tragedy Tick” Grace

Actually I did grow up there.... ?

Speaking of stud fees, did anyone else hear Lenny Dykstra on Howard Stern yesterday admit to basically being a male prostitute?

Thank. Fucking. God.

He vocally hates cars and opulence of any kind.

Get x 4

I think you’re missing the joke.

I feel like “HamNo and Torch Insult New Cars” could be a regular feature.

“Mike”

Alice Walton is very happy with her RX 350 thank you very much.

+3000 MST points to you