I know what you mean.

I mean, c’mon. Who doesn’t love a good shark-eat-people movie?

+1 demotion to MSNBC

WAKE UP SHEEPLE

You’ve been snorting too many chemtrails

Who is the real hero of Game Of Thrones?

My 8 year old daughter is a big fan.

I heard her interviewed on Howard Stern a couple weeks ago and the “blaccent”/AAVE definitely carries over from her singing. She also ended many sentences in “yo.”

To be fair, wouldn’t Jalopnik et al’s long-term future be up to whoever wins the bidding process? I know nothing about Ziff Davis, but that’s who reportedly shot the opening volley...

Perfect mall walkin’ shoes!

COTD

When you tell me there’s a five-figure battle for tickets to see a Broadway play, this is what I think of: insanely vainglorious socialites using Hamilton tickets as a proxy for social status and fake cultural accomplishment.

Cosign. I have taken cuts with my 9-iron at aggressive geese.

Geese are incredible dickwads. I’ve been attacked 3 times just trying to see if my golf ball rolled into their pond.

I’m not suggesting guilt or innocence in this case, but the Hana Highway was the most terrified I’ve ever been in a car. A couple hours of switchbacks overlooking giant vertical cliffs with railings absent for a large part of the road.

Lebron looked desperate in the 2nd quarter. Flailing drives and awful shots off the dribble just trying to draw a foul. He only had eyes for getting hit in the lane and it wasn’t a good look.

I’m 38 and I also don’t have time to read the entire piece.

Fantastic piece. I feel like we’re just starting to see the light that a concussion is one of the most serious and long-lasting injuries an athlete can suffer.

Clicked on the piece and found a font that made me cross-eyed. Holy shit.