I’d say you’re handling it quite well, actually.

As long as your friends aren’t unbelievable assholes they’ll be understanding if you just say “hey I can’t afford to go to Chez Whitey tonight, can we do something cheaper?”

I guess someone is pissed that a woman is probably 2 albums away from cracking 100,000,000 in total sales... in a time where almost no one sells entire albums any more.

Spiders are not fine.

How can a human being with advisors on how to relate to and be liked by other human beings be this oblivious to the reality of her life and how a book like this might be received by the public?

This is a good Ron Artest story.

Three snaps in a Z formation

What a phenomenal top photo.

2016 is Lebron’s last legit chance at getting Cleveland a title. He’ll be less Lebron-y by orders of magnitude in the next few years, but for now he’s still a Dodge Viper that’s 5000 miles away from exiting the factory warranty.

Meeting NBA players in person is so jarring. They look like a different species. I saw Ron Artest (I know... MWP) at an airport and he was so huge and wide you could’ve shown a movie on his back.

Harrison Barnes shot 38% this year and 40% last year from 3. He’s a decent shooter.

Congrats on your sobriety

A doctor told me to take them! How am I an addict?

Prescription opioid abuse is the most widespread, most damaging drug problem in the country, but let’s keep debating whether or not to legalize marijuana.

“Don’t give me that Mormon-in-a-titty-bar look, Kent”

Jon H. Ryan

Show us where the car touched you Alissa. Be brave.

Do you feel as though Dilma Rousseff’s ouster was more motivated by sexism than actual corruption?

I’m a hair under 40. I’ll look at those later...

#StayRapey