How can you even tell if a sheriff’s deputy is concussed?

You should learn to read.

Anytime I see Orlovsky telling us what QBs should or shouldn’t do, I can’t help but remember the time HE RAN OUT THE BACK OF HIS OWN GODDAMNED ENDZONE!

*Pokes head out of optimism bunker*

He smokes a ton of pot.

I’d like to take this time to offer my condolences on the fact that you can no longer drink.

“We also see dead people.”

-Each of 70,828 paying MetLife attendees

The Redskins have a history and heritage to maintain. Racist name that was unacceptable even 50 years ago? You bet. Objectionable fans who embody the worst of us? In spades. A field that resembles the litter box of a diabetic cat? Forever and always.

The most ecologically sound source of nutrition is kittens.

It looks like they played on the Chargers’ bed.

Keep awful, outrageous ideas to yourself?

He is the first Packers QB in the Super Bowl era with a perfect rating, and he is the first QB to pass for five touchdowns and run for one more since 1991.

I was at this game, first time up there. Lambeau is a special place.

It's also worth noting that, of the six incomplete passes, one was a throwaway out of bounds, one was a dropped pass that was perfectly placed to Lazard, and one was a quick dump off to avoid a sack. It's crazy to think that he legitimately threw three weak passes. He's not peak Rodgers at this point in his career,…

Rivers brought all of his kids to the game.

Goddamn you, Andy Reid.

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees. 

“He’s been around a Super Bowl winner” is an incredible slight.

“Thank God we drafted Trubisky”