The new color rush uniforms are weird

Mono hit Sam hard.

Matt, look on the bright side...I’m sure this feels better than being up 28-3 once.

Being one point better than the Dolphins is like having one IQ point on Trump.

I’m a dolphins fan. You know that dreaded feeling, right about now, when you realize you have to go to work really early tomorrow, and it is going to suck? I have it twice a weekend now.

Looks like Peterson finally learned not to go for the switch.

Jameis said the craziest thing about playing in London is that you assault Uber drivers on the other side of the road!

The idea that corporations are accountable only to their shareholders is very nice in the abstract but leads to grotesque rent-seeking in the long run, which is exactly what has happened in the intervening half-century.

Yeah, but could he eat 50 eggs in an hour?

Me and this guy share 99.9% of our DNA. It took me two hours to get out of bed.

I really hope you’re right. But as a Browns fan, I’m uniquely qualified to see the harbingers of doom. Teams that don’t block, don’t tackle, overpursue, and rack up penalties, those teams don’t improve because the issue is poor coaching and preparation. If Kitchens was the wrong choice, by the time they realize it,…

and it’s against the rapidly deflating Browns.

Harden always getting bailed out by the refs.

“Is Baker going to have any further comment?”

Sherman later admitted that he may have misremembered the exact sequence of events on the field. “Sometimes you remember things a little differently than it happened,” he said.

[watches and rewatches the clips from many angles, and at various speeds]

[converses with video replay review center officials]

I think I’d like to try me some of that “cu-caine”

this is a dark f’in period.

For the sake of his sister’s health, let’s hope the Jets don’t tie on Sunday.