Shocking that the owner of a sports team in 2019 with a racial slur for a nickname would do something shitty. To a white guy, I mean.

I dont think ive heard heard a more helpful answer from an athlete in the history of sports. he has a future as a tv analyst

this sheer incompetence needs to be acknowledged in some way.

Fish having trouble with women. Maybe Matt Barnes can help?

How dare you insult Minshew 

“It sure beats being a plumber. Now, speaking of laying pipe...”

Jim Tomsula is the only man that truly knows the answer to this question.

First Jaguars Junction, now The Blowhole? I anxiously await Deadspin’s next column on Florida’s NFL franchises, The Sinking Ship, a Buccaneers blog written by Tim Burke.

One word: MILFs.

I saw on one of those flight tracking sites that Dan’s private jet was making a trip to South Carolina!

I hereby propose that we start an Internet Rumor that Dan Snyder is courting Dabo Swinney. There’s no downside. Either:

Chip would prefer to coach the Whiteskins though

If he quits he won’t get paid on his contract.

Oh, so I can get off scot-free as long as I apologize for not hitting someone.

Ain’t no Cousins apologizing for butt stuff down here.

Now apologize to Drew for being so butt when he can’t drink to numb the pain

Khalil Mack was also an unannounced guest when he came in to sack Cousins on air because there was no one who bothered to stop him.

I’m with Darren here. I’ve seen a few restaurants pull this bullshit- there’s a chicken place in California that has a “California cost of business fee”.