I will die upon the Hill of Dude. I am a man who came of age in the 80's when Dudes were Dudes and Bro’s had not yet harshed our Dudeness. A Dude is a man of relaxed character and mellow disposition, The Dude was called so for a reason.

Poor fucker probably missed a 43-yard field goal in practice.

The Cleveland Browns are in 1st in the AFC North.

Between him and Sandusky it was a terrible place to be a kid.

Leading candidate for next manager 

This is my favorite site on the internet and I won’t go to it on mobile. “Oh, were you listening to music? Fuck you. Here’s a toothpaste ad.”

Yet more auto-play ads - with sound! - on mobile. Can this be reported, or is it all part of Jim Spanfeller’s grand scheme to bring G/O back to 2008 and sink the whole fucking enterprise?

After 3 weeks, Melvin Gordon tired of being a Sans Dinero Charger.

If this is a regular thing I am all for it, but there better still be some Jaguars Junction up in this mix.

The actual Tomsula Index is a list of businesses that will let you use their bathroom without having to buy anything. 

I’m going to strongly disagree with Drew on the wedding gift. If you’re in the wedding and you have to travel, then your presence (and the grand you sunk into everything) is your gift to the couple. Anyone who expects a gift after asking you to spend that much money to be a member of their wedding is an asshole and…

A plastic bag of styrofoam cups is also Alex Smith’s new tibia.

They're gonna be cleaning out the fridge before you know it.

He’ll find himself on the chopping block soon enough if things boil over

I knew that comment would have a swift and severe backsplash.

An inexperienced coach needs a reliable brain trust around him.

Freddy Kitchens sinks even lower.

“World of Suck, you say? Guess I’m done visiting Orchids of Asia.”

this is the NFL. He may take some time off but he’ll play again.

You sweet summer child.