I, too, like Dak. I thought he was really good at Mississippi State. That said, I am an Eagles fan so he and every person affiliated with the Cowboys, from the front office to the beer vendors, can eat a dead buffalo’s rancid asshole. One at a time, ladies and gents. And let Jerry go last. 

Boy, there’s just something odd about disasters and September 11th.

Sign for a kid, he sells it on ebay once.  Dunk on a kid, he has a bar story for life.

Which would you really rather have when you grow up?

Wouldn’t have been the first time I’ve had a night ruined by a 15-second boner.

Dolphins head coach Brian Flores declared on Friday, “I have a good team.” Brian Flores on Sunday: “We’ve got problems on offense, defense and special teams.”

Browns fans have tempered expectations down to only going 15-1.

“Dolphins head coach Brian Flores declared on Friday, ‘I have a good team.’”

As one of four (4) remaining dolphins fans, I was very excited when we traded for Rosen. Please pray for me and my family.

Even for a team that is tanking, that was brutal. I saw the score around the first half and my initial reaction was pretty much ‘That can’t be rig- Oh, it’s the Dolphins.’

So he wanted to go to the Patriots because they are good and it would burn the Steelers, the Steelers said no, Rosenhaus is his agent, he has a series of bizarre issues that culminate in a demand to be cut, he gets cut, a camera crew following him around happens to catch him finding out and he starts cheering and…

The fact that the Patriots getting Antonia Brown from Steelers ended up costing a third and a fifth round pick... from Raiders who got nothing in the end continues to both baffle me and be utterly hilarious.

There is a bright side, I guess 

Counterpoint:

[Grumbles in Belichick]

That was inevitable all along but I didn't expect it to happen so quickly

Now he’ll sign with the goddamn Patriots and we all won’t be laughing anymore.

Let it go? The hurricane is white and has a hole—surprised he hasn’t married it yet.

Just one of several laws Trump has broken this week.

It is illegal to present a falsified National Weather Service report. BUT! I think that only applies when the country follow laws and stuff.