Strategic kitten reserves are a staple of any good party.

Dan Snyder looks like the manager at the grocery store you worked at in high school.

As a Lions fan I can take solace in the fact that we scored as many touchdowns in the Super Bowl as the Rams.

Abolish the draft and rookie wage scale.

Limiting the terms of rookie contracts for drafted players to two fully guaranteed years.

Spanos’s net worth is $2.4 billion, and the chargers have other minority owners who could chip in if need be. I don’t think they are really running up against resource constraints.

Thanks for pointing it out. I skimmed the article, and would have missed this bon mot.

“Ross throwing a fundraiser for a prominent racist”

Darren Rovell is so fucking hard right now.

This is quite a coup on the part of the Texans. It’s almost impossible to trade away a guy with a name like “Jadeveon Clowney” and get a better name in return, but “Barkevious Mingo” definitely fills that void. That’s at least a top 50 all time NFL name. For a linebacker, it’s practically onomatopoeia.

We will not rest until we learn the truth about how Tyler came into possession of these narcotics

I get the parent’s grief. But blaming some locker room attendant for running out to score him some drugs and not Skagg’s himself is some next level denial. His death is indeed tragic and I wish he got some help, but it was his decision to make this fatal mistake. Jamming up some underling is bullshit.

WYTMS: Why Your Triple Murder Sucks
I am a terrible person.

“Three people were killed”

Let me get this right. This fucking guy decided to shoot people that weren’t Larry Nassar?

the cops, understandably, expect him to flip on any accomplices

while Tevin and her older sister grew up in Cleveland with their great aunt.

Just a horrible, senseless tragedy.

There’s no way Trump's favorite president isn't Trump

I have to wonder if Drew artificially cut back on reader submissions to make a clever joke on their irrelevance or if that’s really all he got.