In his defense, the officer was probably just on edge from being surrounded by so many giant, successful, black men.

(Handing you his torso doll) “I already did, man.”

Wait- grown up Hitler, or baby Hitler? This is really important to the premise, given that the Subway guy is in the room.

Blah blah blah....get back to me when someone is eating horse shit off a sidewalk 

I can’t think of a dominant team who’s reign ended as brutally and as thoroughly as the Warriors. Like, the team taking the floor next year will only have a passing resemblance to this year’s team and there is no young phenom waiting on their bench to be the next Durant or Thompson. It’s gonna be strange.

How can you criticize a guy who is always pulling for his teammates?

I can understand packing a fleshlight to use discreetly on the road, but it takes a psychopathic level of commitment to one’s masturbation habits to travel with a lifesize replica of a headless, limbless woman to fuck right there in front of others.

UW is Wisconsin forever and always.

This does little to help grow the game globally in places like Thailand.

This does little to help grow the game globally in places like Thailand.

If they don’t start every show by apologizing for Drake, then I’m not interested in what they have to say

“I think, as a Canadian, we would just never ever think about doing something like that”

“I think, as a Canadian, we would just never ever think about doing something like that,” 

Pretty sure those small town diners only exist to give tv news reports a place to ask dipshit octogenarians why they voted for trump.

When Durant saw this, you knew he was gonna play.

Counterpoint:

“making a dramatic comeback in his team’s biggest game of the season, only to see that comeback lead to the worst possible result.”

something about Drake dapping a fan on the way out like a player who contributed something useful to the effort just kills me.

Why couldn’t Drake have torn his Achilles? No matter which team you support here, I feel like we can all rally behind that!

Stunning Finals upset for the Calves.