Oscar Pistorius competed in the Olympics. And that guy has NO calves. 

so when the Bruins win the Cup on Wednesday will these ads then show up on the web browsers of poor children in Africa?

having perhaps grown tired of seeing his athletic feats credited to a small baby who cannot even speak or control its bowels

That writer must have had Sperm on the brain. He didn’t do the Right thing. I am sure he feels Blue now, and the skies seem Grey. 

It’s not a big deal.  Quit your blubbering.

Except the Whalers moved to North Carolina what, 20 years ago?

Hey, I’m all in favor of Bruins fans attacking each other with harpoons. That would make for a lovely Saturday evening.

Even Boston fans hate Boston fans.  

For a good 6 or 7 years it was absurd that anyone won any MVP except LeBron. I started off disliking him, and basically feel indifferent about him emotionally now, but he was so clearly superior to everyone in the league for so long.

You’re right.

He’s a billionaire. They banned him for a year and fined him $500k. That’s less than what he made from the start of the 2nd half until he got kicked out. I hope the union has a fucking field day with this shit in the negotiations for the next CBA.

The thing that gets me about this is that there’s literally no other scenario in the world where a dink like Stevens would do this to someone like Lowry who could clearly and easily kick the shit out of him. The only thing that lets someone like Stevens think he can get away with it is a lifetime of thinking that…

I mean, in a just world, he'd be forced to be a minority owner along side James Dolan. 

Y’all should bring back Foodspin just to do a Kevin Durant crab dip, which is a mixture of his crab meat leg and his cheese butt. 

In hindsight, I should have clarified “10. Steph Curry (Warriors win title)“ because “Steph Curry (Raptors win title)“ would be a lot of fun.

“If he doesn’t, and the Raptors win, do they get the asterisk for beating the Warriors without Durant, or do the Warriors get asterisks for titles they won with him?”

Good, can the Bruins get bounced in the next round and the Pats and Sox regress to the mean so I can stop dealing with these fucking insufferable Boston sports fans every day? 

“Daniel Jones out here dropping dimes.”

“Someday...”