I was thinking it would be nice for Nathan Peterman to have a Nick Mullens Thursday night type game so that he can have at least one nice NFL moment, but then I remembered that if you’re that quarterback you really need to play against the Raiders for that to happen.

““When you finish your draft and stress how you went out of your way to take the right kind of guys, the guys you want on the team, the guys who are gonna be great-character guys”

Dogs within a fifty-mile radius perk up their ears, barking madly. 

The kid is an honor roll student! Just because he’s black doesn’t mean he’s up to no good you racist fuck Francesa.

“You know, I’ve been a big fan of the theater for a long time. And for him to come along and do this to Ford’s Theater, is embarrassing. The worst part is that this theater is now a laughing stock and that’s sad.”
Mike Francesa (April 15, 1865)

Just like Kerry Collins, we should make sure to have this debate one day at a time.

James Harden can eat a whole bag of dicks.

The officiating in this game made it damn near unwatchable, and not because of how bad it was, but due to how Mark Jackson and Jeff Van Gundy somehow managed to reach an entirely new level of annoying because of it.

Watching James Harden not get the foul calls he’s used to is the most reliable joy the NBA playoffs can offer.

Haskins also predicted, when he was 11, that he’d be the starting QB for Ohio State.

You mean that time they started a black QB on December 3, 2017 and then the coach and GM got fired on December 4, 2017? 

I have great difficulty understanding how pathetic one must be to go to a football stadium to watch the NFL Draft. This is the equivalent of people in the ‘90s camping out in front of their local Tower Records to be the first to buy the new album by, like, Everclear.

Nearly five months ago, I suffered a severe brain hemorrhage while I was just standing around at a work party. When I collapsed, I fractured my skull.

Everyone should give it a shot, this weekend is triple XP as well which will help you quickly level up, upgrade and unlock more skills.

The citizens of Portland would argue that the team was cool 5 years ago but is totally mainstream now and lost their spirit.

Holy shit! That was the most fun I’ve ever had at a professional sporting event! Everyone lost their minds after the second goal once the Sharks were back into it, then when they scored the equalizer to quickly people were going nuts: high fiving, hugging, crying in the aisles, a fat lady barfed in her purse, I’m…

At 10 seconds, I was wondering when Lillard would make his move. At 5 seconds, I was screaming at him to make a move toward the basket! When the shot left his hands with two seconds left, I thought, “what a terrible, stupid shot.” Then it went in. I rewound the DVR to watch the last two minutes at least five times.…

Two incredible things about that shot:

Chris, that was awesome. Fuck.

This is going to be like The Ring video. Once you see it you have 24 hours to show it someone else or your balls will sag to your knees.

Please settle a debate: Is Back to the Future a sci-fi movie?