Is there an available quarterback who might have belonged there, or at least played forcefully enough to give his team a chance in the way that Sanchez so clearly couldn’t? The answer is so obvious and routinely proven that I don’t even need to mention his name.

A note: Since the news in this blog is actually a positive for Jon Gruden, his redness has not changed. Consider this a very brief intermission.

Better?

Boston fans, please don't ever change. You're a treasure.

It's week 14.

The first 69 Gronk doesn’t like

I want to turn this play into a snortable powder and inhale it for eternity.

I bet it was Cleveland PD’s newest officer... Schmadam Schmefter.

Lou: Ay-uh, Chief, we have this famous running back over here who appears to have beat this woman.

Goodell: “Two game suspension”

He was just trying to deprive the baby of oxygen so it might grow up to become a Steelers fan.

I certainly don’t think there’s any excuse for choking a pregnant woman. But someone had to step in and stop Mrs. Rivers already.

It beats sending A.J. Pierzynski to punch him in the dick and balls.

He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.

I’m frankly a bit disappointed he didn’t attempt two more challenges after the first.

The good news is that, per his contract, Jon Gruden will have nine more years to figure out the NFL’s rules and when to throw the red flag. He should have it down by 2022 at the latest.

“Guess I’ll buy an F-150 instead!” -What Ford seems to think Focus owners will say

Map of Americans who thought it was a 1st down:

“Pats are always thielen calls at home.”