Packers brought in Mike McCarthy after the game and fired him; he was not expecting it, per source.

“This is the day we have prepared for. Remember your training, do not get too close, keep the butter burgers coming and do not look him in the eye. May god have mercy on us all”

Mark Murphy: I’m sorry, Mike. We have to move on.

And with that touchdown pass, Odell passes Nathan Peterman for 45th most in the NFL this season.

Two things related to the Hunt stuff.

My question is what the fuck. 

Never get married, my friend.

The comparison is especially apt since those were Hezonja’s only two points in the game. Doing one good thing and celebrating like you won the MVP is the Swaggiest P of all.

Is your kid not Heisman caliber? Then you’re not beating him hard enough.

You have to trick a Mississippi man into saying something racist?

Brett did always have a knack for helping out the wrong team.

Brett finally gets the response he wants from a sent message. People view it and say, “What a dick!”

He and AP would be quite the 1-2 punch.

he’ll look great in a redskins uniform.  

“We’re not sure.”
-NFL

Off topic to the article, but just to jump on your “not taking the Texans seriously” bandwagon, for those who aren’t aware, after losing to the Patriots, Titans and freaking Giants, here’s the quick and dirty breakdown of those 8 wins:

i’ve enjoyed all of the times they’ve snatched defeat from victory in week 17 at home against a mediocre opponent. [chef’s kiss]

Remember when....Dak Prescott looked like he couldn’t throw for 200 yards in a flag football game

the Dallas Cowboys: unexpectedly winning a big game in November, trying to convince us that they won’t flame out in a month, since 2001

I’m a Saints homer, but as a football fan I have a hard time believing that the (admittedly excellent) Cowboys D could shut down Brees & Co. like that again, especially in the dome.